Monday, March 29, 2010

BlizzCon 2010 Goodie Bag Product Ideas

For those of you who haven't heard yet, Blizzard has finally announced their plans for BlizzCon 2010.  I'm not going to bother with delving into any of the details since there are plenty of other sites that are doing just that, including the official BlizzCon site.  What I am going to do is make some suggestions for what kind of things Blizzard should put into the highly sought-after BlizzCon Goodie Bag for 2010.

Anyone who's been to BlizzCon has surely reveled in the sights and sounds Blizzard and its affiliates and partners present for our amusement.  One decidedly less entertaining aspect however, is the smells.  Lets face it, jamming thousands of gamers into a giant convention hall built in a place known for hot weather isn't necessarily going to smell like a bouquet of roses.  Additionally, some gamers don't necessarily have a great handle on the concept of "personal hygiene"—I should know...I'm one of them.  =P

With this in mind, Blizzard has an amazing opportunity to satisfy the olfactory elite and fanboys alike by launching their own line of hygiene products—and what better place to test it out than giving it away as free swag at BlizzCon?  Here are some potential candidates:

Diablo III Deodorant: For those who want to look like Patrick Stewart but smell like Sean Connery!
Barbarian Breath Mints: Shout fresh!
Pumice Stone of Jordan: The new gold standard of foot care!
King Leoric's Lotion: For royally soft skin—brought to you by the Skeleton King.

StarCraft II Soap and Shampoo Shower Set: Hell, it's about rubber ducky time!
Baneling Bubble Bath: Now with 30% more Baneling bile!
'Tossian Toothpase: Smile like a Protoss!
Jim Raynor's Razor: A gift from the Queen.

World of WarCraft Wet Wipes: You are prepared! / For the MMOer on the
Eau d'Eck: Smell ferocious! / A fragrance for ferocious femme fatales.
Gnomish Gnail Cutter 5700: For Toe-meragon! | Requires 4 DD batteries (not included).
Holy Light Hand Sanitizer: Cleanliness is next to Pwnliness!


  1. "Holy Light Hand Sanitizer: Cleanliness is next to Pwnliness!"

    I'd buy it.

  2. wow... what a nice site you got...

  3. Now I'll be disappointed if I don't get any Barbarian Breath Mints...